Build
Weed Warper
Screw 'em cows, we got living weed, portals and cryptics to shoot.
byЯков НесененкоUpdated17/05/2026
Cosmetics
Hero
Sandy
Weapons & Grenade
Minigun
Dual Revolvers
Ammo Pack
Spells
Pistolero
Bandito
Portal
Jokers
Primary
15 slots- ELEMENTAL SPINUnique
The minigun has a 30% chance to fire a random elemental bullet instead of a regular one
- MACHINE GUNLegendary
Per mission, the weapon gains +0.3% fire rate for every 50 damage dealt
- AMMO SUPPLYPrime
+5% chance for enemies to drop an ammo box upon death
- RUN & GUNFine
+30% move speed when shooting
Secondary
14 slots- SWAMP TRICKUnique
Reload explosions now leave puddles on the ground
- ECO TRICKUnique
Reloading no longer wastes ammo
- RUN & RELOADFine
+50% move speed when reloading
- RUN & RELOADFine
+50% move speed when reloading
Hero
16 slots- CACTUS MASTERYMythic
Gain -10% Cactus cooldown per equipped Cactus spell
- BATTLEMAGEMythic
Killing an enemy shortens all ongoing spell cooldowns by 1%
- LIFE PACTMythic
Kills heal you for 2 HP, but max. HP is reduced by 30%
- WEST WIZARDMythic
Gain -30% spell cooldown, but -30% HP
Build profile
Build completeness
90%- Loadout100
- Spells100
- Jokers50
- Cosmetics100
- Identity100
Spell schools (3/3 slots)
Cactus×2Elec×1
Joker tiers (12 total)
- 4 on primary
- 4 on secondary
- 4 on hero
- Normal0
- Fine3
- Prime1
- Mythic4
- Legendary1
- Unique3
Notes
Portals. Place one at start and the rest whenever you in a swarm of enemies. Jump inside, aim on it, Q, E and watch your HP regenerate as your very hydrated friends beat cryptics on the other side of a map.











